Bizarre Salon Names

I have come across some truly bizarre salon names over the years.  Here are some of the more memorable ones for a few laughs. 

Bizarre Salons

A Cut Above You
A Little Off The Top
Alter Professional Salon
Babes & Combs
Baby Cuts
Bad Kiddies Hair Salon
Bangs For The Memories
Beautiful Bob's
Betty Joes Palor Of Beauty
Betty's House of Style
Blond by Default
Buttercups Cuts & Such
Clipper Head
Clipping Penalty
Combing Attractions
Cost Cutters
Curl up and Dye
Cut & Blow Flo's
Cut It Now
Cut It Off Now
Cut Yer Kids
Cut You Long Time
Cut Your Head
Cutdown at Uptown
Cuts & Bruises
Cuts For Peanuts
David's Elegant Dos
Dee Dee Chop
Designing Head
Do-Me Do-You-Do
Dude I'm So Buzzed


Nasty Little Cuts
Nervous McStabby's Hair Care Place
No Conditioner To Drive
Not Your Mother's Place
Pecker Head Cuts
Penne & Capellini Salon Mode
Ramone's and Vito's House of Beauty
Razor Maids
Roller Blades
Rumplestiltsken Cuts
Salon Headlines
Salon Makado
Split - Enz
She Cut Me
Shear Hostility
Shear Magic
Snippety Dippedy Bob Do
Splitting Hairs
Sweeney Todd's Stop & Chop
Tangled Up-N-Do's
The Bobshed
The Cutting Girls
The Final Cut
The Hair After
The Hair Port
The Hair Shack
The Hair-Cute-Techs
The Mane Reason My Parole  Was Revoked
The Razor's Edge
The Viet-Mane War Memorial
The Dyeing Scotsmen

Exposure Salon Divas
Flying Scissor Maidens
Flying Scissors
Gee Eyed Janes Flat Tops
George Hair-ison's Solo Career
Get The Hell Out Of Hair
Girls for Curls
Hair and Beyond
Hair Apparent
Hair Care Bears
Hair Commandants
Hair Delay
Hair Flingers
Hair I Do
Hair It Be
Hair Logo Force 1
Hair Today
Hair Trap
Hair Wenches
Hairway to Heaven
Hannah and Her Scissors
Head Candy
Head Mistresses
Head People
Head Spins
Heads First
Headstop Chop
Hunters of Head
Jus Kut n Up
Lemon Tree
Los Angeles Clippers
Mane and Central